So you think you’re a stud, eh? Believe it or not, you’re put to the test before your clothes even come off! Hopefully you know how to undress a woman. Start off on the right foot and undress your partner (and yourself) the way she would imagine it. Here are some basic rules to remember when taking off your clothes before sex:
Keep the Pace - What’s the mood like? Are you getting ready for a quickie, or are you romancing her? Obviously if you’re trying to show her how gentle you can be, tearing off (and breaking) the new bra she just bought probably wasn’t what she had in mind…..and it might cost you $50 too. 
SSSPB - Ok, so that doesn’t actually make a word, and it probably won’t serve it’s purpose (helping to remember the order). Shoes, shirt, socks, pants, boxers/briefs. Yup, that’s the order in which you should be taking your clothes off. It may seem silly, until you think about how ridiculous you might look when undressing out of order. Would you want to be caught dead with nothing but socks on? Even worse…just a shirt. Your woman in a t-shirt and panties…sexy. You and your hairy a** legs peeking out from under a nice collared shirt…disturbing. Now that you have that nice visual, I’m sure you get the point.
Foreplay to your Advantage - If done right, taking off her clothes will already have her begging for more. Remember, she watches those chick flicks with the passionate love scenes, and she loves them. You might want to start watching them with her………just a thought.
Effective & Efficient - Learn how to unhook bras with ease. Even better if you can do it with one hand. When undressing her, be sure to focus on her body, not her clothes. Caress her legs while you slide her skirt off, and kiss on her neck while you take off her shirt.
Play the Part, Don’t Act - If you aren’t good at doing something, don’t try it in the heat of the moment. Trying to unhook her bra with one hand, and not succeeding will only work against you. If you’re not confident in taking off her bra, just continue to love on her, and eventually she’ll do it. If you prefer not taking off any of her clothes, then don’t act on it at all. If she’s feeling you, it won’t be long before she gets out of her clothes…..with or without your help.
Remain Cool - That one damn button on her shirt just won’t budge! Not a big deal. You can buy yourself more time through kissing and caressing. Just remember focus on her, not the button. If you’re not worried about the button, neither is she. If it absolutely won’t come undone, ask her for help, and lightly laugh it off.
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another very interesting article from this great blogger. it lo0ked liked an article that i wouldnt normally read but once i started it kept me reading and i very much enjoyed it!!
KEEP ‘EM COMING
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Hehe, ripping of a $50 bra would definitely spoil the mood.
I was watching ‘Tell me you love me’ last night and some couple definitely don’t follow your SSSPB rule. O man, those socks.. =)
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SSSPB - that’s hilarious. I wonder how many people think about the order of clothes to throw off themselves when having sex.
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These are some great tips.
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LOL, you men are a gas. First, you couldn’t even get half a bra from Vicki’s Secret for $50, unless it’s on sale.
The SSSPB is a great suggestion, you definitely don’t want your woman falling on the floor laughing at how you look with a bare butt and shirt only. This could ruin any mileage that you’ve made prior to that spectacle, HA!
Never assume that your love skills are so tight that if you just keep doing whatever you’re doing, she’ll undress herself. She may wait on you! Some women love this part of the love making and assume that if you have not begun undressing her, you are not ready for the love making to progress. So do something, if it’s only to gently pull her blouse out of her skirt or unzip her dress. DO SOMETHING!
Other than that, these guidelines should help you to eventually hit the sheets.
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Jason reply on February 8, 2008:
Glad we have a woman here to keep us in check
Hi,
I think you want change everyone life with you tips ..
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Jason reply on February 8, 2008:
It’s not really meant to be an article to live by….just something fun. If you’re really repeating SSSPB to yourself while a woman waits for you to undress, then I’d be a bit worried.
Holy Cow…it’s like an online FHM here.. I subscribed to that magazine under my husbands name, and my 16 year old son would get the mail and the monthly edition would be gone!! I love viewpoints from men, and their desires! Keep the info coming! It helps me….help him!!!
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Jason reply on February 9, 2008:
Makes ya wonder how many men read women’s magazines, and vice versa huh? lol
Great post! Can’t wait to undress my girl tonight
On a related topic, How to make the first move.
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totally agree with Shelia. You don’t get a decent bra for $50 anymore! :p
great tips, though and hilarious too! I’ll make a point to send the tips t my male friends (anonymously)
women love to undress their man too.
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Yup, I suggest you listen to Shelia…a woman, what better place to get more advice from? And also…just relax, don’t focus on anything but the woman you are with. Alot of people worry about looking cool…you’ll look cool if you act it, plain and simple.
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The bra thing is great, and you’re the risky blogger. I enjoyed the read and again thank you for sharing with everyone!
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Pretty awesome advice man. Gotta practice that one handed bra removal. This site is bound to become the blogosphere’s Maxim.
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LOL! Came here through Entrecard and could not stop reading. Good advice! It also let me find I have been doing that all of my life intuitively. Now I get ROFL when I tried to convert these figures to my spanish equivalent. It could be ZCMPC (Zapatos, Camisa, Medias, Pantalon, Calzoncillos)(not a great mnemonic I guess) or could be CCCPC (Calzado, Camisa, Calcetines, Pantalon, Calzoncillos) (That’s much better, it could be used as 3CPC). Oh, well, just divagating a bit. The point is, I enjoyed visiting your blog.
Regards
Anthony
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Wow!! what a manual to undress
I need to do a practical tonite:D
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Great handy tips for a pro acting, have to capture these steps.
Thanks for all
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