1. You can eat pizza, drink beer, and play video games with your buddies.

2. Don’t have to spend a week’s worth of pay on roses, candy, and a romantic dinner. Seriously, save yourself a few hundred dollars.

3. Don’t have to write a poem, or even buy a card.

4. You don’t have to worry about where you’ll be sleeping.

5. You can eat pizza, drink beer, and play video games with your buddies.

6. Romance isn’t about any particular day.

6. Valentine’s Day is far from spontaneous.

7. You may have a better shot at hooking up with the girl you’ve been checking out lately (if she’s single of course). Many women hate being single on Valentine’s Day, because they see their friends with roses and candy. The following day, they have to listen to all of the romantic story telling. Take advantage and cheer up the woman you’d like to be with. She might feel lonely. Something simple, like a card, will set her mind on you.

8. You can eat pizza, drink beer, and play video games with your buddies.

9. You know the thing women just love to do? Nag. Ya, you won’t have to deal with any of it.

10. You don’t have to shave.

11. Heh, you don’t even have to shower (just don’t tell your co-workers/friends).

12. While other men are spending the previous day planning, and setting up shop, in hopes of pleasing their women, you’re doing the same thing you’re going to be doing on Valentine’s Day; eating pizza, drinking beer, and playing video games with your buddies!

13. After all that pizza and beer, you’re going to be passed out anyway.

14. You get to spend more time on TrendSpike.com!

What other reasons can you come up with? What are your plans for Valentine’s Day? Unfortunately, I’ll be at work all day. I’ve got something special planned for the girl in my life, this morning though. In fact, it’s now 2:30 a.m., and she’s sleeping. Going to go get everything ready! Still need to buy a card though…..and women say we men procrastinate, ha.

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14 Reasons Why Being Single On Valentine’s Day Shouldn’t Get You Down

Keep the Pace - What’s the mood like? Are you getting ready for a quickie, or are you romancing her? Obviously if you’re trying to show her how gentle you can be, tearing off (and breaking) the new bra she just bought probably wasn’t what she had in mind…..and it might cost you $50 too.

SSSPB - Ok, so that doesn’t actually make a word, and it probably won’t serve it’s purpose (helping to remember the order). Shoes, shirt, socks, pants, boxers/briefs. Yup, that’s the order in which you should be taking your clothes off. It may seem silly, until you think about how ridiculous you might look when undressing out of order. Would you want to be caught dead with nothing but socks on? Even worse…just a shirt. Your woman in a t-shirt and panties…sexy. You and your hairy a** legs peeking out from under a nice collared shirt…disturbing. Now that you have that nice visual, I’m sure you get the point.

Foreplay to your Advantage - If done right, taking off her clothes will already have her begging for more. Remember, she watches those chick flicks with the passionate love scenes, and she loves them. You might want to start watching them with her………just a thought.

Effective & Efficient - Learn how to unhook bras with ease. Even better if you can do it with one hand. When undressing her, be sure to focus on her body, not her clothes. Caress her legs while you slide her skirt off, and kiss on her neck while you take off her shirt.

Play the Part, Don’t Act - If you aren’t good at doing something, don’t try it in the heat of the moment. Trying to unhook her bra with one hand, and not succeeding will only work against you. If you’re not confident in taking off her bra, just continue to love on her, and eventually she’ll do it. If you prefer not taking off any of her clothes, then don’t act on it at all. If she’s feeling you, it won’t be long before she gets out of her clothes…..with or without your help.

Remain Cool - That one damn button on her shirt just won’t budge! Not a big deal. You can buy yourself more time through kissing and caressing. Just remember focus on her, not the button. If you’re not worried about the button, neither is she. If it absolutely won’t come undone, ask her for help, and lightly laugh it off.

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Undress to Impress!